i don't like sucking hair
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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