I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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