I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
kristin has been a bad kristin
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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