There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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