I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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