I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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