Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
soo... how was my night?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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