I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
