So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Im part way to drunk.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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