he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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