this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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