Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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