Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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