is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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