if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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