i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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