Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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