super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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