while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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