All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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