I swear she didn't look like that last week.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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