For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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