well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i dont even know how to be here
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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