I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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