I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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