I wish I only lived at night.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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