i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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