If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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