if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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