Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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