Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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