yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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