I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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