I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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