Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Everything about him screamed your future.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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