She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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