her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
