No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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