I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?