Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.