Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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