I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
is wine microwaveable?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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