Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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