O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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