david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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