Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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