i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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