it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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