yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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