this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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