he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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