Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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