we're blogging at a bar
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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