Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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