What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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