i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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