ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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