He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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