The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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